with your own penis?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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