i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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