There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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