and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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