i dont even know how to be here
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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