Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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