I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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