I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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