I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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