3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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