nut hugger
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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