she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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