I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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