She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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