the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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