): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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