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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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