Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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