a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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