i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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