Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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