i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I have feelings that need drinking.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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