how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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