I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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