Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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