so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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