At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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