Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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