U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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