Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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