Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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