Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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