There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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