This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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