I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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