ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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