He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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