let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
