I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So squirting runs in the family.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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