Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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