Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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