She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
