ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
either way he was missing a nipple.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
