don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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