batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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