okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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