this beer tastes like vomit already
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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