He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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