Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sext me about skeletons
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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