haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I love you. Go after that dick
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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