Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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