looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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