The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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