I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just found puke in my bra..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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