I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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