she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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