Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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