It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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